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Blanket disasters. 




Okay, so I have had two big disasters with pet store blankets (the kind they sell for dogs and cats). One of them is pretty cringe-worthy, and the other …
Make sure who's watching your ferret you can TRUST! 




I currently have two living ferrets, Rowzi and Moe. They go almost anywhere I go (not on vacations, though, my ferrets wouldn't ever allow it since it's …
Did you know there's a hole in our washing machine? 




Well, my ferret Rowzi is the most hyper thing ever. When I have her in the living room I usually am sitting on the couch or recliner watching t.v., or …
Knowing how to cure the habit 




Persistance with ferrets always pays off. Grabbing the ferret's scruff when it's a baby when it is doing anything inappropriate repeatedly will make the …
When 1 of my male ferrets his name is Hermes his nickname is monster :) 




Well here is my own personal scary ferret story.
Well first of all, anyone who does have or is thinking about getting a ferret who also has other animals …
WATCH OUT 




My ferret recently died because she got strangled in a loose thread from an old towel she slept in. She spun around so much that she basically crushed …
NO 




The biggest thing I have learned is that I would go crazy trying to provide a happy safe home for a ferret and therefore there is no way that I could ever …
toilet paper and cotton 




I have two ferrets, Daisy and Bradey. Daisy is 5 months and Bradey is 3 months.
Daisy is very good, she doesn't hide things, doesn't bite hard, she …
I need help 




I have a ferret, Zelda. She usually sleeps most the day comes out maybe once in awhile to eat and go to the bathroom. She has moments of the day where …
They CAN get into the cabinets! 




My incident happened about 3 months after getting my ferrets, Steen-Steen (don't ask) and Baloo Bear. I'd let them run all around my apartment, "mostly" …
Fans are VERY dangerous! 




It seemed that my bedroom was completely ferret-proofed. The rest of our house has a few unfixed hidey-holes and hazardous spots, so our favorite thing …
The Danger of Heating Vents! 




I have a sneaky little ferret named Fortesque who seems to be able to squeeze into/out of ANYTHING.
Well, one night I made the mistake of entrusting …
Pearl :'( 




About 2 months ago my ferret Pearl died
due to a terrible sickness. I discovered it was because I did not know that if you are sick, and you handle your …
Digging in plants 




One of our ferrets, Theo, loves to dig in anything he can get to.
Recently I took a box and filled it up quarter way with dried beans, and cut a hole …
Decorating Disaster!!! 




I have 2 ferrets currently but I used to have loads! "Austin" (an old prize champion racing ferret) was running about one day when we were decorating the …
Beware of Guests, Stupid Roommates, and Watch your ferret(s) like a hawk! 




I've learned of several things that might cause health problems or even death in ferrets, either due to human error (and stupidity) or the sheer nerve …
Fridge troubles! 




Hi! I had just gotten my ferret and moved into a new apartment(not the greatest) and my lil ferret Rajha was really curious and got under the fridge! I …
should i let my ferret run wild in the house? 




OK, so I just got a new ferret, and I've blocked most of the room with cardboard so he doesn't get stuck in couches or wires, but I feel bad because the …
Our lost Mindy 




My youngest ferret, which is a panda ferret, is always getting into spaces she is not suppose to, so you always have to be on your toes with her.
One …
Curious 




Ok I live in a apartment and I have a little boy ferret named Aldo. I'm not sure how old he is but anyways. . He wandered into the kitchen and ended up …
My bf Loves his stuff but not my ferret. 




My boyfriend has a lot of expensive electronics and he refuses to put them up where the ferret can't reach them. He has a huge speaker thing that Baby …
Air Ducts and Ferrets Oh My! 




My ferret Kaluha is such a curious little girl! One of her favorite hidding spots was underneath the kitchen cabinets. Because the bottom of the cabinet …
Sneaky Daxter 




My brother got a ferret for his 14th birthday and named him Daxter but I think his name should have been Bandit because of how mischievous he is! He loves …
Stan the tea thief 




Hi - I would like to tell you about my ferret Stan but firstly I'll tell you how I came about owning Kath and Stan.
They use to be worked (rabbit hunting); …
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material eater 




Our ferret will not stop eating material! Anything from jeans, towels, bedding, stuffed animals, anything cloth then she almost chokes to death! I'm thinking …
Frigid Ferret 




My sister had a pair of ferrets. One was an albino. One day she was looking for something in the freezer. It is one of the upright type.
After getting …
scary moment 




My grandad owns a farm in Wales and he has always been a hunting type.
When I was growing up, there was always a ferret running around with our 3 year …
Chains holding up tubes. 




I recently got a new cage for my three carpet sharks, with lovely plastic tunnels that are attached around the cages with chains+clips for them to climb …
Panicking New Ferret Owner 




Okay, so me and my hubby will be getting two ferrets 7 months from now. We just moved to a new state starting over from scratch so we will be giving 7 …
Out of the window and under the shed 




Our wonderful ferret - Trigger - a rescue from the RSPCA, is a fair amount bigger than Fifi, his friend. He being a he and she a she.
One day we …
Pick your garbage up before letting your ferret out 




You need to make sure that your garbage is picked up off the ground or close the doors that have a garbage or small waste can in it.
I was laying in …
Ferrets aren't skydivers... 




I was at my friend's house, she was an owner of two adorable ferrets. I was sitting and talking to her in her bedroom and she let her ferrets run round …
Ferret lost in the Vents!!!! 




It was the first ferret i have ever owned, never read up on them. I was allowing her to run around the house and about 30 mins went by and i hadn't seen …
Block off BEHIND the dryer 




When we first got our ferret, Spaz, we of course checked for holes and what not and it seemed that he could not get out anywhere. We were VERY wrong! …
A very cold night 




This morning I did my usual routine went to get some ice from the freezer, It is a french door style fridge with the freezer on the bottom, and my ferret …
Motley escapes 




We'd had Motley for about a month or two and she had free reign on our house.
I left for work early and left my bf at home asleep w/ her. At lunch …
Our little Spaz Womack :) 




My name is Rosie and we live in ST.GEORGE, UTAH. USA.
We purchased our little bundle of fur in January - her name is Spaz. We had a ferret previously …
Visiting 




I called my best friend the other day and she said she was ferret sitting. To my amazement she said that this particular ferret evidently wanted to live …
How I got "stuck" with three ferrets 




I live in the backwoods of Vinton County, Ohio. My family and I decided to invest in a feed store. We no longer have it due to family issues.
One day, …
getting caught 




Whenever I go out to feed my twins, Wadles and Tricky, I have to make sure that neither of them hav gotten stuck in their own blankets. They are always …
BOOTS! 




One thing I constantly have to look out for is my ferret (Stevie) sleeping in my boots.
A couple of times I have tried to put on my boots and found …
Dumpster Diving. 




When my husband bought Kit-kat for my birthday I was the happiest girl in the world. I never thought she would bring me such joy, and stress.
She is …
Couches, chairs, and boxsprings 




All 3 of my ferrets had a fascination with digging at the underside of furniture and mattresses / boxsprings, which are usually covered with a somewhat …
So far so good 




I don't have any amazing stories. We have, so far so good, had no major problems with Snickers and Skittles. However we have a cage and when they are out, …
Where's Weezer??? 




My daughter went to spend the night with her friend and left us in charge of her ferret. We let it out of its cage and forgot about her. Around bedtime …
Basement Insulation 




My ferret, Lucy in the Sky, loves to follow me around while I am doing housework downstairs but also found out that a good digging surface is the insulation …
Warning to apartment owners 




My ferret Kitty was fairly easy to ferret proof for. Aside from the usual couch checking and bathroom checking, she was well behaved for well over three …
...the one time you don't check... 




I killed my best friend... He was asleep in my down comforter.. my dog had peed on.. I was so angry with my dog I just balled up the blankets and put them …
floor heating duct grill 




The floor duct cover(12x4)was broken and Snoopy (aka, Mr.Stinky) kept digging at it. I took it to the store with me to make sure I had the correct size. …
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Dishwasher 




I was loading my dishwasher the one day while my little guy was playing outside of his cage. I did the check of the inside before closing. That wasn't …
Toilet Paper Rolls 




I have had my darling baby girl Dahlia for about a year now. I had got her for my 12th birthday over my summer vacation... We had also gotten my brother …
A shocking morning 




I live in Louisiana and my friend Nicole has a ferret, and one day I slept over at her house. In the morning I went to put on my hoodie to go home (here …
Cabinet Disaster 




Well my sweet ferret, Lilly, was roaming around the house and I thought I had completly ferret-proofed the house. I was really wrong.
My mom and I …
Ferrets are caring 




My beloved cat had a litter of kittens (7) - two died and one was rejected . The rejected one was going to go to go to a different owner until my female …
keep the stove and oven unplugged 




We had a ferret and we moved to a new house with a new stove. Our ferret disappeared. We finally found her after hours of searching in the back of the …
Bags!! 




i have found that my little Lylah has an obsession with plastic bags so now i leave one on the floor for her to play with. I just rip it up so there's …
The laundry basket!!! 




Ok, so I let my ferret (Calcifer) run around my room for a couple of hours while I was on my computer (in the same room of course) and after about 1 hour, …
Electric Fireplaces 




My ferret, Billy, had just been with us for about a month when he managed to get behind our electric fireplace which, thank god, wasn't working at the …
Drywall 




I was rooming with two friends in a four-bedroom house. The upstairs had a spare room with no door and as I had two ferrets and the house had tons of …
FERRET GONE INSTINCT 




Our second ferret was a female and we definitely knew that she had more ambition than our mild mannered older albino male ferret.
At the time we had …
Macaroni's Big Dump 




My ferret Macaroni loves to poo in the darnedest places. I'm forever finding areas where she's left one.
Unfortunately, she met her match one day. While …
Hairballs 




My youngest furball Jack recently passed away at the all too young age of 2 due to an intestinal obstruction caused by a hairball. Please use a hairball …
fleece for ferret bedding works great and can be washed 




I use fleece for my ferret cage.
Not only does it keep the floor of her cage dry from the dripping water bottle, but she can burrow under it and sleep. …
sock gnomes 




I've had my ferrets for 4 years now.
Shortly after bringing them home, I noticed that my socks were disappearing at an alarming rate. At the time i …
play ground 




The best thing we came up with is to turn our living room into a play ground for our babies, Pipp and Squeak - lol.
We have a long piece of cardboard …
my ferret in the laundry basket 




One day i was doing laundry when I picked up a shirt and found a lump in it and it was moving. Then I saw a white head with red eyes pop out.
I almost …
loose air vents lids 




I've never had a ferret but I'm going to get one soon and sitting and looking around, I see an air vent that leads down to the furnace in my basement. …
Window screens 




It was actually on Thanksgiving when my first little monster Annabella, disappeared.
The weather outside was cool so we had the windows in the bedroom …
The Ferret Following 




This isn't much of a story, but just what I'm learing. I got a couple of the guys a couple days ago and spent 2 days now just following them around just …
Deadly closet doors 




My little buddy Emo the ferret passed away today. He was only 1 years 7 months old. He left behind his older brother and sister ferrets who were very …
Couldn't find Edgar 




I get this call while I'm at work ... all our anxiety isn't very good when we have a free-range ferret.
He's disappeared many times before but every …
Sole stealing 




I found my ferret loved to steal the sole out of our shoes, espically my work boots! We now have to keep them and all shoes on the dryer. He would take …
Oh no horrible! 




One night I was up late watching a movie. I felt awake holding my ferrets and thought I would never fall asleep. Big mistake!
By the morning I woke …
my step sis 




OK - my mean step sis had a ferret, his name was Sukasa.
He lived downstairs. She never took care of him and so I took a hold of things and brought …
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cages 




Okay! So I was thinking of getting a new cage for my ferret Rufus! but my dad thinks all they do is eat and sleep in the cage.
But let me tell you …
Tinkabell 




OMG - the story about the quilt that was my ferret Tinkabell.
I dont know if it was my sister Karlee or my mum Sharon that would have written to you …
Useful 2x4's 




My girlfriend has 3 ferrets. As we're moving in soon together, and she doesn't trust her family to care for them on weekends when she comes to visit me, …
.:([Toys!]):. 




Howdy ferret lovers :D
Just a quick word on something I've discovered on toys. Until just recently my babies, Hearspark & Delilah, mostly played with …
Harness Walking :P 




Hi there everyone :)
I have two 8 month old ferrets, Heartspark & Deliah, whom I've had since they were tiny little kits.
Before I got them, I …
Out the Window!... 




Well i let the ferrets out for the day to get thier daily exercise and our girl ferret (Sassy) was running around playing with her friend ferret (Bandit). …
Hyper ferret 




3 years ago I had a little ferret named Spike...
Well, he was the sweetest thing in the world till my little sister would come near him. When she was …
Charlie "Blood thirsty Wolverine" and Dee"mon" 




I got my ferrets at the end of October. They were eight weeks when I bought them and as they get older, the more devious and whittier they became.
…
Keep Floors Clean! 




I have noticed that if I happen to leave any clothes on the floor, my ferret will sleep in them. There have been times when I have come close to stepping …
Furniture 




Just recently my third ferret, Phoebe, discovered a love for hiding bottle caps. I have had ferrets in my home for the last 4 years with no accidents, …
not a fan... 




Anyway to ferret proof your house so they can't come inside?
I have one roaming my house & it almost attacked me the other day - we can't find it - …
Jackie 




A couple months ago I lost my 3 year old ferret Jackie.
Well one day we forgot to reclog the dryer air vent because we had no dryer yet and Jackie climbed …
computer case closed! 




My boyfriend and I have a ferret.
We were going to look at things online and we heard this light squeaky snore. I just thought it was the huge tower …
Suggie goes swimming 




Last night I was washing clothes, the tub was filling and I went to look for more clothes.
When I returned, I was run over by a damp Teddy, looked …
Suggie goes swimming 




Last night I was washing clothes, the tub was filling and I went to look for more clothes.
When I returned, I was run over by a damp Teddy, looked …
Chi Chi 




I got my first ferrets Chi Chi for my sixteenth birthday.
After a year of owning her, I came home from a friend's house one day and went into my room …
Beware of Furniture that may have been moved 




This is really hard to write but I feel an obligation to do so. Maybe I can prevent this from happening to someone else.
I have had ferrets for about …
Walks 




One morning I was just with Oreo outside, and all of a sudden I looked down at the bottom of her leash and she was GONE!
I heard some rustling in the …
Bathroom Blues 




I had a 7 year old Panda Ferret that had to be put down to sleep due to a large tumor in his tummy. I've always had my room just for my ferrets "ferret …
Beware of the dishwasher 




It is painful to write this, but I feel I should.
We had 3 ferrets, Cookie, Candy and Frosty. Frosty was an albino, the others were minks.
Frosty …
Loose threads and claws 




I have 3 ferrets -- Elliott, Bobby and Nom Nom.
So far only this incident has happened to Elliott, my biggest boy.
They used to have towels or …
Lost Ferret 




My brother got a ferret about 3 weeks ago. He found out after he got it that they can't be left alone for a long period of time. He goes to high school …
I just got my baby back 




Well, when I first got her about a year ago I had a cage. Not a two story cage.
Well her name is Bubbles and she was a baby when I got her. She was …
Warn everyone about LAUNDRY SHOOTS! 




We have a three story house and my ferret room is on the top story.
I was doing homework when I realized Poppy, one of my ferrets, had gone missing. …
Was going to get a ferret ... 




I was going to buy a ferret but I don't think I can handle the stress of everything you outlined here.
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Frogs 




Hurray, Bea Bunzing, my new ferret swam! She swam quite unlike any swimming ferrets on YouTube.
Bea Bunzing (“bunzing” is Dutch for “polecat” and Beatrix …
Cars in the Garage 




My husband has always been fond of his sports cars. He keeps them clean and dry in our garage.
My two ferrets also live in the garage and come out to …
Jumpa Jumpa 




Please don’t forget mentioning balconies. I had a ferret called Jumpa Jumpa, because she would race onto the dining room table, grab hold of a roast chicken, …
Monster Fridge 




One day I went into the fridge to get a can of diet coke. I went over to the couch and started to watch the televison. Before long I had fallen asleep. …
Rubbermaid tubs and Dryers 




My two free-range ferrets loved to get into Rubbermaid tubs. We lost one for a whole day and a half and found him in a tub that he somehow shovel-nosed …
Stove dangers - electrocution 




Two very good friends (in two different locations) had ferrets electrocuted in stoves within a two week period. One of the stoves was electric, one was …
Dryer hoses 




So basically … well, I’ll give the back story first.
I got this ferret from a friend of my girlfriend's mom where she works. They had found it left …
Wire chewing 




My baby ferret Fae can't get enough of the electrical wires.Our other ferret Fiefer has no interest in the wires so I am left to assume it is because she …
Another Dryer Hazard 




My ferret "little bit" is a trouble maker.
One day I heard her in the laundry room scratching and fumbling with something. When I went in to find …
Help yourself to tea and coffee! 




We were having a party at home and, as usual, the ferrets gate crashed and became the caberet show for an hour or two. Then, one by one, they pottered …
poisonous products 




Well, my ferret Flossy was 11mths old and got under the sink where she found an unopened packet of wallpaper paste.
All of a sudden i heard her vomiting. …
The Ferret that was Almost Lost Forever 




My family and I have a ferret named Claire and we had just gotten her a few months before when something that almost could have been fatal happened to …
Sleeping Beauty 




My precious ferret Tinker, who recently passed away from Insulonima at the age of 5 had the run of the downstairs of my home and could go up the enclosed …
Carpets 




Spent 20 minutes looking for my ferret Tilly. Couldn't find her anywhere.
We were on our hands and knees, searching under sofas and furniture; luckily …
Sleeping ferret 




I just got my first ferret, Alvin.
I had to take out the hammock in my ferret's cage because he would chew and eat it and I did not want him to choke …
Kids 




The morning after my family brought home Scooter and Bandit, we had a huge mess to clean up.
Myself being new with ferrets, I'd heard they can be …
Why u need 2 ferret proof! 




When I first fell in love with ferrets, I didn't think it would be right to get any because my house is very old with loads of holes and cracks everywhere …
room containment & the climbing ferret. 




Back when I was a new ferret owner, I wanted to have my little fuzzy play area in the main room of my apartment even though it had an open archway leading …
Hiding ferrets 




Hi!
I'm a new ferret owner of my beautiful Silvermitt Jill called Peach. She is a handful when it comes to play time and when she does something bad, …
LILLY AND HER FUZZY BED 




Hello-
I currently have 3 ferrets, Ferris Bueller (cuz he's naughty), Lillian Belle ( cuz she's beautiful) and our new addition Sweet Zoey (she's blind …
Plastic Bags 




I had a lovable ferret called Bitsy, He loved plastic bags. Sad to say He got into one and my husband was walking through the room and trip over it killing …
Crafty Ferrets 




I have two ferrets and they are very mischievous little ones. I like to make art in my free time, and I have a lot of art mediums. Well, I thought …
Ferret chase at midnight 




My husband and I live in an apartment and had two ferrets both a little under a year old. We ferret proofed before letting them loose but we made a costly …
Smoking ferret 




i was smoking and i put my fag down to go do something and when i got back my ferret screwball had the fag in its mouth. i was so scared that it might …
Dangers of rubber bits on pens 




My ferrets are allowed to roam around the house and I thought I had my place pretty well ferretproofed.
Today I came home from work and found that the …
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The runaway ferret 




I have an albino ferret I named Angel. I fell in love with her as soon as I saw her.
Well a month after I had her, my soon-to-be wife and I were watching …
Couches........... 




We have three Ferrets. They love to play, love to dig....
Most couches have an airspace between them and the floor. They also have material to prevent …
When my weasel almost got killed in the freezer 




A long time ago, we had an upside down fridge (fridge top door, freezer bottom). We owned 4 ferrets.
One day we had had some friends over for lunch …
Sneaky Striper 




Well I let my 3 ferrets run around the house when I kind of fell asleep :( .
When i woke up after a 30 minute nap my ferret Striper (he was the best …
Heart break- please learn from my mistake... 




Two nights ago our darling 6 year old boy Max crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
I have come to the horrible and stomach turning conclusion that I am responsible …
Ferrets and other pets (kids included) 



I am the proud owner of three ferret babies, all girls - Monty, Toes (bet you can guess where that name came from), and May.
They are caged pets for …
Dryer Vents 



When i first got my ferret, the ferret got out of her cage. I was in such a panic to find her gone.
When I went to dry the clothes, I heard a rustling …
Laundry Basket 



My ferret Nibbles was running around the house at 5pm. He always comes around at 6, 7 or 8 - the last time I saw him was 9.00!
I was looking for him …
Ferrets and Kiddie Pools 



It was cute to get outside one day and see a ferret swimming around in the kids' pool.
We decided to keep him,(oh yah it's not ours!) until the signs …
An Ounce of Prevention... (is worth a two pound ferret) 



Greetings:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: A free roaming ferret is a dead ferret. The vast majority of the things listed here could easily …
Bitter Yuck! 


I live in Idaho, USA.
About a week ago i brought home a new baby kit, and named her Tuesday. She's adorable but of course hates being petted and loved. …
Rascal 


This happened to me when I younger. I do believe I was about 11 years old when I got Rascal, a beautiful Sable ferret.
I was living with my aunt and …
Catch that ferret 


I got my first ferret about 9 years ago. I was 11 years old and I didn't do any research so I was winging it on how to be a ferret owner!
I bought …
Stinky bed 


My first ferret, Saki, somehow dug a hole in the box spring of my bed. I didn't notice it for perhaps months (she was a free range ferret) until one day …
Kitchen drainer 


One of our ferrets manage to open the skirting board in the kitchen and went under the cabinets and down the water pipe about a meter and a half down. …
a sad story 


When we got our ferret we didn't know that they are so curious, active and had such a strong smell. We lived in a small apartment at the time and "Liza" …
Dog Door 

We didn't realize that our ferret knew how to open the dog door since the lock was really only a slider. Long story short it snuck out one night and into …
never have a dog in the house 
OK ... one morning my ferret was just walking in the house and my dog was in her room. Then she knocked the door down, got to the ferret and killed it …
BEWARE OF COUCHES!!! 
well i just bought a ferret for the first time about a month ago. me and my five year old daughter loved him so much!! after two weeks of haveing him, …
Not an owner, but... Not rated yet
I am not a ferret owner, nor have I ever had one, but I would like to be one day. I cannot have one now because I am an avid cat lover with 4 precious …
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